Disclaimer: errm...I don't actually think he's dead. So this post is rather redundant. Except for the extreme left wing propaganda feel..and on that note...DO ENJOY
While the whole world is preoccupied with the debate over Paris Hilton's apparent breast augmentation or the potential creation of yet another near perfect human sprouting from the loins of Angelina and Brad, I'd like to discuss something else. VOTING. heh - okay I see it's not nearly as exciting as the openers but it is relevant given Angelina and Brad's scream fest in France over the touchy subject of voting.
But whilst everyone is interested to know what the domestic dispute involved physically and other minute and abstract details, I was more concerned with the topic of debate. Like who they're voting for. This sort of thing excites me. Okay so I think we've established that I'm a nerd
Having exhausted all avenues for which they could possibly exploit these so called 'terror charges', it appears as though the prime minister has finally stepped in with an even more ludicrous excuse.