Taking One for the Team
October 16th 2007 03:44
SO WE HAVE AN ELECTION DATE.
Not only will I delay my trip to London to make sure I am in the country for this MONUMENTOUS OCCASION *touch wood!* but I will dance naked on the streets of Bennelong if and when John Howard is unseated by the lovely Maxine and Labor comes back into power.
I KID YOU NOT. Don’t test me. I’ll damn well do it.
And for those of you who don’t feel the impervious desire to vote, here are some quotes which should hopefully inspire your lazy arses.
"There is no such thing as being non-political. Just by making a decision to stay out of politics you are making the decision to allow others to shape politics and exert power over you" - our good friend Joan Kirner.
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"Democracy is founded on one simple rule:
Get out and vote or I'll motherfucking kill you."
- South Park
and please check out the most hilarious piece of Youtube ever embedded
In the words of the ever delightful lady, Ms Marieke Hardy:
'It's Gough time, motherfuckers!'
(ps keep an eye out for John Howard in the Hizzey's response to my letter!)
Not only will I delay my trip to London to make sure I am in the country for this MONUMENTOUS OCCASION *touch wood!* but I will dance naked on the streets of Bennelong if and when John Howard is unseated by the lovely Maxine and Labor comes back into power.
I KID YOU NOT. Don’t test me. I’ll damn well do it.
And for those of you who don’t feel the impervious desire to vote, here are some quotes which should hopefully inspire your lazy arses.
"There is no such thing as being non-political. Just by making a decision to stay out of politics you are making the decision to allow others to shape politics and exert power over you" - our good friend Joan Kirner.
---
"Democracy is founded on one simple rule:
Get out and vote or I'll motherfucking kill you."
- South Park
and please check out the most hilarious piece of Youtube ever embedded
In the words of the ever delightful lady, Ms Marieke Hardy:
'It's Gough time, motherfuckers!'
(ps keep an eye out for John Howard in the Hizzey's response to my letter!)
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Comment by Damo
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My Apologetics
Comment by Mountain Fog
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I was out there in the hustings handing out "IT'S TIME" badges like hot cakes, especially since both my brothers missed the draft...and I was 3 years off it...the odds were against me!
And as for that LOATHSOME LIAR THAT RODENT of politics...Howard...I too wil dance...but for the sake of the populace and good taste, with my clothes on!!
cheers and send Howard an old folks home brochure!!!
fog
Comment by p.cakes
Get out and vote or I'll motherfucking kill you."
- South Park
Not to be picky or anything, but wasn't this line intended as satire? The point of that episode was that voting is your choice, not something forced upon you by others.